30 Oct 2009

Kanye West Dies (in a movie): We Were Once a Fairytale

In a blurred drunken stupor, a Kanye West stumbles through a night club making awkward conversation with everyone within vomiting distance. I’d say the real miracle was his ability to focus long enough to make whoopee with a supermodel for 20 seconds.

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23 Oct 2009

Thanks to Me, a Fat Man in Jean Shorts was Paid to Eat Cookie Dough in a Bean Bag Chair While Massaged by Groupies

One day while diligently working at the library, I stumbled upon a hidden treasure trove of unintentional comedic desperation known as Craigslist’s Personal Ads

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